Pick a target
Crop a permitted photo locally—or use our fictional office legend.
The office arcade nobody approved
EGG YOUR BOSS
Upload. Aim. Egg. Climb the leaderboard.
OPEN
FOR MISCHIEF
FOR MISCHIEF
😬
🍳🥚
20 EGGS
60 SEC
60 SEC
The least productive minute of your day
Three steps. Zero meetings.
Line up the egg
Slide along the rail. Read the movement. Trust the yolk.
Climb the board
Chain combos, land bullseyes and claim deeply unserious glory.
Funny, fictional, workplace-safe.
Photos stay local during normal play and never appear on public leaderboards.This is a fictional, slapstick arcade game. Keep it fun, consensual and workplace-safe.
Free online carnival game
A one-minute office arcade showdown
Egg Your Boss is a fast, free browser game for mobile and desktop. Create a carnival target with a permitted photo—or choose the illustrated demo character—then slide the launcher, time each throw, and chase a higher score.
Every 60-second round gives you 20 eggs. The target gets faster, smaller, and trickier across five stages, while bullseyes and consecutive hits build bigger combos. No download or account is required, and normal gameplay keeps your target photo on your device.